Funny World Men's Captain T-Shirt Graphic Short Sleeve Yacht Party Costume

I bought this shirt to play battleshots with my girlfriend and then later to accompany her to lake powell on a house boat. Needless to say it was the most epic trip of my life. This shirt played a significant role in this.It simply is the perfect shirt for the man who:-drives the boat-takes life by the horns-is confident and self assured-knows when to hold, knows when to fold-is a leader, not a boss-can be both a captain and a confidant-is a party waiting to happen-has a flair and spirit for occasional theatricsEverything that is good and fun is embodied by this shirt. However this commitment is not to be taken lightly. Anyone attempting to dawn this uniform must honor it justly by accompanying it with the proper captain's hat and sunglasses. This trinitarian swagger-combo is guaranteed to have any population of watercraft-dwelling spring-breakers to be gazing in your direction simultaneously out of envy, respect, and wishing for your leadership and overall success in life. All parties will be forced to acknowledge your presence as you approach their deck as the commanding officer. Other parties will recognize your stature and prestige from afar as your vessel passes. I specifically heard a woman shout "oh my goodness they have a captain!!" from nearly 75 meters away as she saw me steering the boat from the top deck. Yes, that part is true. No amount of bud light will shield them from the power of this shirt to demand people's very best. They will see you as you wish to be seen, and will look at you with an eternal reassurance irresistibly in your favor.This purchase was not only necessary for my own well-being, but for the progression of humanity as a whole. Be your own captain. Change the world.

I normallly wear a Large, but didn't want to take a chance of being small so I ordered XL. If you wear LG , then order XL

Such a fun shirt for our upcoming cruise White Out party! Based on other reviews I ordered XXL for my husband who normally wears XL and the fit was perfect. He's 6'4" around 230Lbs. The fabric is a bit thin, but good for the novelty.

Fun to wear during boating. I'm 6'1" and 240 pounds. Yes the classic beer gut guy. The size runs small so order the next size up. I usually wear a 2X but I returned the 2X for a 3X. Too bad it's not available in 100% cotton, but that is a personal comfort thing to me. I recommend

I ordered a 4 xl because the reviews said they run small I wear a xl or xxl in some shirts so I ordered a 4xxxxl in this , the shirt was great quality and felt good quality , I put it on and it was like my second skin. run small don't get let down like I was , needed for a party .....

Husband is 5ft 200lbs and would normally order a Large shirt size. Ordered a 3XL due to previous reviews. A 2XL would have been a perfect fit. The fabric is wonderful as expected.

Bought this for a party and it's fantastic! Does fit on the more snug side but only a bit. My husband is always between a medium and large, so I went with the large for him and it's perfect. The length is a little long but who cares -- it's meant to be a fun shirt and fits that bill perfectly!

The fabric is great and would imagine if the sizing was right it would fit great but you should probably order two sizes larger than normal bc the option you pick is not an American size. The American size is one size smaller than you request on here and it fits small on top of that so like I said order two sizes bigger or you will be disappointed.

Soft material and true to size fit . Funny shirt . A+

Great quality, fabulous look and comfortable. Perfect look on wedding day♥️

Quality is great but the sizing from the reviews was all over. Some review said go 1 size up and others 2 size up. I normally wear large and should have gotten a large but I went with the reviews and took 1 size up XL it was too big for me.

Fit nicely and also red wine came right out of it.. (one of the sailors was ship faced and went overboard...

This order came in super fast and was an excellent gift for a friend with a new boat.